aleetlepinch:

“Thats a wrap!” said the angry director who asked for a pita

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hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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